If I Only Knew
words and music by Tim Noah © 1985

CHORUS:
If I only knew, if I only had a clue
About the Wow Wow Wibble Woggle
Wazzie Woodle WOO

Cause if I had a clue
Then I’d know what to do
To find the Wow Wow
Wibble Woggle Wazzie Woodle WOO

VERSE #1:
I’ve never heard it’s voice
Can it sing?
Is there such a thing
As a singing woodle?
Do wibble woggles
Go for jogs or dancing?
Do they do drawings?
Or just doodle?
What do they look like?
How do they smell?
If I ever saw one
How could I tell?

(REPEAT CHORUS)

They must be shy or else then why
Haven’t we met?
I’d like to get one for a pet
I’ve never seen one on the screen
Of my TV set
Still I bet, I’ll find one yet

Can you find ‘em in a book?
Can you buy one at the store?
Somewhere out in space
Or right outside your door?

(REPEAT CHORUS)

Oh, what’ll I do?
Oh, what’ll I do?
Oh, what’ll I do?
To find the Wow Wow Wibble Woggle

Wazzie Woodle WOO?

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